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Jordan

@gm-jordan.bsky.social

I like games, theater, and generally silly things.

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Is this an official announcement? I’m working on a 1-2 session adventure with a super talented friend that will available for free! I’m hyped! I would love it if you played it when it comes out. It’ll be out soonish.
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I feel like I need more puzzles for how to get into places in my house, just in case there’s a zombie apocalypse so it’ll feel like Resident Evil.
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StickerNinja is run by a BIPOC woman who uses her platform to uplift marginalized voices in the arts community, and she's/StickerNinja is also LOUDLY pro-Palestine. ✊🏽 🍉 StickerNinja.com
I found out last week that SM are Trumpets, and despite me using them once a month for years, it was a really easy decision to say nope, never again. And I would then to tell them exactly why they lost my business.
Home Page - Sticker Ninjastickerninja.com Sticker Ninja is your friendly sticker print shop!! We produces high quality vinyl stickers that are waterproof, UV resistant, and don't fade! Turning your art into stickers since 2011 :)
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None of my friends do business with Sticker Mule.
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I have to make a confession. Today in my Marvel Multiverse game I was really mean to Otto Ovtavius.
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Welp here we go...
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Hey friends. That joke you’re thinking about posting? I’m going to advise you to not post it.
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Is my hottest take that Arby’s is good? Because I think it’s good!
Absolutely, and they may be the true and sole reason Arby’s survives.
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I feel like, as a society, we don’t talk enough about how good curly fries are.
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What if I told you that role playing in a ttrpg does not mean play acting? What if I told you that every time you make a decision from the perspective of your character, you’re role playing? What if I told you that treating only play acting as role playing is elitist?
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Hey, any labor experts out there want to help me understand the revision to the FLSA? Am I understanding this correctly that in order to remain exempt, workers making less than $58,656 will have to be paid that amount?
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Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than when a British person…
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The most unrealistic thing about The Manchurian Candidate isn’t that a corporation is trying to take control of the country, it’s that they don’t just make campaign donations and bribe the candidates. They didn’t need to do the whole brainwashing thing.
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Soulbound is inspiring me to actually learn the lore of a game I’m running. I normally avoid games with deep lore… but I’m actually enjoying this.
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Fun fact! Your new game doesn’t have to be a D20 fantasy heartbreaker.
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Life hack! Want your house to smell amazing? Bake a lemon cake!
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I go excited for a ttrpg actual play show where it sounds like a very cool setting that I haven’t seen a game in yet… and then they said that they’re using 5e and I lost all interest. It’s kind of boring to play an absolute snooze to watch. Please play interesting games.
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Fermenting some scotch bonnets with pineapple and mango!
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The older I get, the more I realize that we all made fun of Sugar Ray too much.
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The slightly odd 30 something white dudes in your life are having a rough day. Rest in peace Martin Mull.
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I’ve been racking my brain to try to find ethical, inexpensive portrait images for tokens for RPGs. I can’t believe I forgot that the public domain exists.
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So I’ve been actively enjoying the maps and minis combat in the Marvel rpg and Soulbound. I guess maybe I don’t dislike maps and minis, I think I just dislike the bad game that people play a lot of.
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Y’all. I’m geeking the fuck out about something. News to follow.
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Hey! Are you avoiding GenCon? May I introduce you FrenCon! The world’s first, best, and only convention happening the weekend of GenCon. What is FrenCon? Well, something I want to start where friend groups throwing their own digital or local con! Use this: #FrenCon Join me!
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Are you staying home from GenCon this year because of their *gestures wildly * everything? What if we like… all played games online instead?
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Between platforming Mike Mearls and their stance on the Crit Awards, I guess I’ll just never go to GenCon. I’d recommend others do the same.
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I can’t believe it is somehow a controversial take to say “Genocide is bad. People shouldn’t kill children. Countries shouldn’t do ethnic cleansing.” But here we are I guess. Fucking wow.
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Last night in my Soulbound game, we had a guest player who played a Kharadron Skyrigger (a dwarf with a mini blimp as a jet pack) who threw an aetheric grenade and killed a swarm 32 Nurglings. This game is so goddamn rad. An absolutely epic combat in like 90 minutes. 10/10.