Good Boy: No. NO! Do NOT call the Waambulance for me. Do you know how fucking expensive they are? Call a Boohoober

No. NO! Do NOT call the Waambulance for me. Do you know how fucking expensive they are? Call a Boohoober

God forbid they need to get you to a major hospital for critical surgery and you have to be airlifted by roflcopter.

America, where you can be bankrupted by an out of network burn

Damn it. Fine: have a Like.

banger

Too late🚑

I'll just melanchol-ya a cab

Because America is still the *only* first- world country without universal health care.

ambulances aren't covered in canada either

So I looked up how much that ambulance ride cost: $450 or $45 if you're an Ontario resident. Here in the US it's [checks] *also* $450... to $1,000.

On a slightly more serious note: I've heard something like that (on a very hot day) from an old lady here in Switzerland. Except that Boohoobers don't exist (outlawed), so she simply asked for civil kindness.

it's a hit

Hell, even crying is expensive in USA

Ask not for whom the waambulance waas

Goddamnit

Sounds like somebody needs a ride on the booboobus

Call a boohoober if you must, but I’m pretty sure I can cryve myself to the sobspital

It’s pretty bad though. We’re going to need to call the heliSOBter.

Damn surge pricing! Try "Myffed"...

I try not to support gig employers so I'd prefer a waaahxi if you can figure out how to call one that'll show up before I bleed out

An excellent dad joke.

The stuff they're missing on #twitter #X !!!!

Gotta grab this opportunity to tell people I had to call an ambulance once for my husband here in Germany and it cost us 10€. Just in case anyone out there in the US still thinks “socialized medicine” sucks.

Or a tAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHxi

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