Good Boy: The big accounts you hope notice your edgy posts about Trump won't see them, but the Secret Service will and they will call you to tell you they're funny and good and privately they agree with u

The big accounts you hope notice your edgy posts about Trump won't see them, but the Secret Service will and they will call you to tell you they're funny and good and privately they agree with u

whole lotta people getting these (yes I know that they wouldn’t get these because FPS isn’t responsible for the president, USSS is but I still love this letter)

LMFAOOO and also nice pfp

thanks! daru rules. yeah, this letter is insane and it is permanently etched into my brain after seeing it on twitter a couple of years ago lol

That’s so funny they actually went through Twitter and found people because like there’s no way that just randomly came up on homeland security’s TL

oh yeah, they have agents that monitor social media for threats lol

NAUR 😭 imagine saying that’s your job “yeah I stalk social media and look for people threatening the government in any way, shape, or form”

Remember, this is the same bunch that “accidentally” erased the data on their phones.

I wrote something about Trump on Twitter c.2016. Some MAGA nut was so incensed, he promised me that Trump would send the FBI after me personally. I don't think the dimwit realised I'm not American, or even in America. So sign of anyone yet.

No, they won't. They will threaten you and your family. It's who they are.

WHAT?!

I have some experience here.

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