Remember that Expanse season finale when the protomolecule attacked a spaceship near Venus and instantly took it apart, down to the last little screw? I bet it wouldn't have been able to do that with Ikea's Micke-model corner table. Don't ask me how I know. 🤣
If one ever makes an epitaph in my honour, mention not my far travels. Talk not of my adventures. Instead, say only this: he fought valiantly against Ikea's Micke corner desk, and he vanquished the foe that had bested so many others. 😌
