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In ten years or so there will be a romcom called "Crowdstrike", a couple meet and are stranded at the airport because their flights are cancelled, and fall in love while struggling to pay for their coffee and buns at Starbucks, whose payment systems are down.

@lafeeverte.bsky.social I think they're ND. Go easy?

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People say scientists are serious but marine biologists will spend hours quietly sitting around tables drawing on styrofoam cups and then tying said cups to deep sea submarines Because ocean pressure will squeeze the air from the cups And we are but human & we want tiny cup

Suspect Johnny has renamed himself to JohnnyCrowdstrike.

Uh, huh.

This explains Johnny's silence. He's branched out into anti virus. He's having a mare.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social does this run on Azure? 😅

@infinitescream.bsky.social AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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A lone female researcher walked alone on a busy Cardiff street at night in a vulnerable situation to see who would offer her help. She was approached by 𝟮𝟬 𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝟮 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀. Only one man offered help. The shocking reality of #FemaleSafety... BuT nOt aLL mEn 🥴

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @daniellie.bsky.social 10

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@infinitescream.bsky.social what time is it?

A man he doesn't live by rock n roll and brew alone.

I've bought some new headphones. When I put them on my head, they announce the names of the devices to which they are connected. All well and good, no? I have two devices paired, my phone and tablet. Ages ago I gave them... idiosyncratic names. 1/2

Why did I wake up wondering where Chewbacca's cock is?

Accelerate to attack speed.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stealgold @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social 20

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social givegold @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social -5

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @chaoticmoon.bsky.social 5

I don't like Tuesdays Tell me why I don't like Tuesdays Tell me why I don't like Tuesdays I wanna shoo oo oo oot The whole day down. 🖕🏼

Tuesday, the bastard son of Monday, can also fuck off 🖕🏼.

I need a Johnny I'm holding out for a Johnny till the end of the night He's gotta be Welsh And he's gotta have crabs And he's gotta talk buckets of shite.

My road has just had a 30km/h limit put on it. 🥳 I don't expect people to follow it religiously but it should stop them accelerating hard - and noisily - to get up to 70 (previous limit 50) on a stretch of road not much more than 150m long and containing a primary school...

Hey, you. Yes you, Monday. Fuck off 🖕🏼.

Bet Johnny wishes he were here now...

Well done, Spain. Epic tournament, deserved winners today, too. Good effort by England. Onwards and upwards!

Anyone planning on launching an invasion of England, now would be a good time.

Putting Scottish and Welsh mates on speeddial just in case.