Dani Pennsylvania

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Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.

Bluesky's trustworthy sardonic millennial meteorologist.

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @turbojerry.bsky.social 10

Looking at an appliance clock at exactly 12:00 is a trip.

You’ve brushed your teeth, yes, but have you gagged all that stuff out of the back of your throat?

You couldn’t be a film villain in the 80s and 90s without acne scars.

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i’m having such a good morning that it’s giving me anxiety 💅

The elves shall inherit bluesky, clearly.

I survived the version of Bluesky where they threatened to throw you in a contraption if you made one of like 3 accounts angry.

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @turbojerry.bsky.social 4 Why haven’t you picked your ancestry yet?

Fuck it up!

Congratulations, you are now a goblin

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseancestry goblin

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Imagine having your duel rejected.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @ohhipaulie.bsky.social 3

Had one of those naps where waking up feels like molting out of your skin.

Yea, I’m sneaking a peek at the duels I have nothing to do with just to see the results.

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While in active labor I’ve had: 1.) A nurse insist on showing me the artwork for the Beatles tattoo she’d like to get because she noticed mine. 2.) An anesthesiologist tell me to get my back moles checked out moments before inserting my epidural.

I’m at the “itchy” phase of massive leg bruise.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @gwinmoire.bsky.social 3

Do you see the my coffee’s little face screaming out to the morning?

Who’s up and ready to lose all their gold to a level 1 thaumaturge?

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This would fix me.

My senior quote in the yearbook of an all-girl Catholic high school was, “Get busy livin’ or get busy dying.” From Shawshank.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @bisonfactory.bsky.social 2

The inside out characters in my head

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