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Harebrained is a Chicago design company that makes underwear, shirts, trivia games and anything else we fancy.

www.harebraineddesign.com
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It’s a feature, not a bug.
Well, your tshirt attracted this bloke last month.
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Be like Mike, and send me pics of you wearing my designs
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It's really awful out there. I'm on the verge of closing up my company because I can't reach anyone.
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Almost forgot to flip my STFU About Chicago calendar to July! Hello Wieners Circle!
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We’ve returned to the olden days, when word-of-mouth was the only real way to advertise. As an author, if you enjoy a book, please: tell your friends. Your group chat, your sewing circle, your family WhatsApp, your work Slack, the voice channel of your MMORPG guild, anything.
Hey, so. I understand that this is anecdotal and not research, but. It is WILD how useless social media has become for promo. It's a fucking disgrace, really.
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They're having a rebuilding year but just wait for the next brood
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Make some noise for the Chicago Cicadas! Much like our other sports teams, I was told they would be much more dominant this year.
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Happy Eat More Hot Dogs Than You Normally Do Day.
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This July 4th, please be considerate of Chicago’s Mothmen population. They hate fireworks, especially at night after my kids go to bed. Instead of blowing explosives up, consider watching a video of fireworks on mute or staring at a bright lamp until you get those floating light spots in your eyes
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"Are you one of the Wet Bandits? Because you just flooded my basement." (I write complementary pick up lines that can be used with our underwear.) www.harebraineddesign.com
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According to Orkin pest control, Chicago has been named the "rattiest" city in the United States for nine years in a row. LETS MAKE IT TEN THIS YEAR. LFG!
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These are the undies that keep on giving the whole year. www.harebraineddesign.com
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This is the only bright spot in a very depressing day
Happy Monday!
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Have I got a sale for anyone who's been shitting their pants from the news recently. harebraineddesign.com
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I need to make a few of these in time for October.
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I need to make a few of these in time for October.
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So 100 years ago, we broke the internet with our cotton Period Panties. Last year we dropped the graphics and introduced an all black cotton panty that had the same cut as the Period Panties. Now I'm wondering if people would be into an entire line of contrast ribbing cotton panties?
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I totally missed the office memo that it was “Hot Dog Shirt and No Pants Day”
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I love it when people come up to our booth and tell me that they love the Homelander undies and point to this pair.
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Seems like excessive packaging
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Just like your favorite sports team, the Chicago CTA used to be much better back in the day. Now they suck but you still support them because they’re the home team and you secretly hope that they’ll be able to turn it around… if only they could get some new management.
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