Hi, I’m a zoo pathologist! My greatest hits include “Pieces of live things & whole dead things, but no whole live things.”
“Yes, I want the patient’s history, I do not care if you worry it will bias me. It should.”
And, “Just because they’re dead, it doesn’t mean I don’t tell them they’re adorable.”
Hi, I'm a paleontologist! My greatest hits include “I’m sorry, but that’s just a rock,” “Actually, that’s not a dinosaur but a different kind of reptile,” and “No, not like Ross on Friends.”
