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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1 mo

The most metal way to die

Reminds me of when I got my nipples pierced and it was very recent so I couldn't remove them and I had an MRI to do. I was 99.99% sure it was titanium, therefore it wasn't magnetic. but that 0.01% chance I had been duped made me NERVOUS.

And that's how the man who invented Linux, Left this beautiful world behind

p metal album cover

Also how a plumbus is made

Spoilers for X-men 97

for some reason it's funny to me to imagine that this process is painful and graphic but inexplicably not lethal to the guy he just...goes through it every time he has an MRI freaking out the hospital staff, who then have to clean up the gore and viscera for the next patient

*Nathan explosion voice* Brutal.

has this ever happened to wolverine?

I'm serious when I say he'd live

it would still hurt

True, but so does pushing his claws through his rehealing knuckles

I swear, this is because you saw the lawsuit against the anal plug manufacturer from the guy who wore a "100% silicon" butt plug into an MRI, isn't it?

Jiffy Pop'd

I have dead people in my bones.Does thay make me the living dead? Do I have 2 birth charts? Will the planets ever be able to locate me again?

Poor Torvald. His time had come, and now his guitar player Magnus will write a song about him exploding in an MRI machine entitled 'Magnetic Resonance Implosion of Skeletal Remains.'

Alternate ending: "You have mercury poisoning"

Saying "MRI machine" is redundant because the M stands for machine.

The M stands for magnetic

MRI: Machine for Reclining Inside Frankly, I'm surprised you don't know this.

He got us, he fucking got us

#mute (may #block later)

Oh no! 😱

Heard the Deus Ex death sound in my head when I was reading that last panel

FUCKING METAL!

Big oof

This may or may not be an urban legend healthimaging.com/topics/medic...

FDA report details MRI accident caused by sex toyhealthimaging.com An FDA adverse event report suggests that although the patient involved in the accident was screened for metal prior to undergoing her MRI, she did not disclose the presence of a “butt plug."

Another victim of Steely Dan

hell yeah

me on friday

RIP Torvald, he died like he lived

If anything, that death was pretty metal

Oops

Lobo can regenerate!

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