The urge to make an alt and go around correcting people’s apostrophe usage, inappropriately using I instead of me bc nobody explained it to them I guess, etc.
until I am blocked to death.
"Everything I needed to know about commas and the use of the em-dash I learned from The Great Gatsby." -- Me, about twenty years ago
In other words, Fitzgerald uses *lots* of both, and if it's okay for him, it's okay for me!