Government should function effectively in the background like white goods. But for the past years it's been like your fridge-freezer noisily demanding attention every 5 mins, switching off for hours at a time, fiddling its definition of 'cold', and eating your food then blaming the washing machine.
Sums it up nicely.
Glad to see the old conservative fridge-freezer dumped and put into the crusher.
The space it took up will be much better used going forward …