The Immortal Slut, HRM Kristin I

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An immortal lich-ess in her slut era.

I’m a mid 30s queer, trans, poly, lady in Seattle. My doctor says my vagina looks good.

she/her

I post a lot of selfies, sometimes topless (of my boobs). Please talk to me about baseball and dinosaurs.

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As much as I like having 69 in my followers number, I think I should just go ahead and get back up to 500 as this website burns around us.

I opted for high

Get this, I’m thinking about getting high when I get home. Wild right?!

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if you asked Pinocchio if he was into you while he was eating you out and he said yes but didn't mean it, would his nose growing create a paradox

Get this, I’m thinking about getting high when I get home. Wild right?!

This was 2 hours ago and I’m still sleepy and still working

Work should end the moment I get a lil sleepy

Knives Out, prolly

name your fav murder mystery film.

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Or a thousand, she definitely deserves it

As much as I like having 69 in my followers number, I think I should just go ahead and get back up to 500 as this website burns around us.

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Kristin is amazing, if you’re a bluesky doll, you should be following her

As much as I like having 69 in my followers number, I think I should just go ahead and get back up to 500 as this website burns around us.

Work should end the moment I get a lil sleepy

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Wind Waker is the best 3D Zelda by a long shot

Despite everything, it's a videogame-themed #weebwednesday once again! Give me your videogame related hot takes - no racist shit, no inflammatory shit, let's do this!

As much as I like having 69 in my followers number, I think I should just go ahead and get back up to 500 as this website burns around us.

Good for her

Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

Italian officials slam tourist who ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNwww.cnn.com Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

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God forbid women do anything 🙄

Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

The cute trans barista said I look pretty today so 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Happy Wednesday, cuties! Gotta try to be cute and professional on Zoom today!

This guy knows what’s up

Don't say that. They say a lot of things on this web site but you can't say BotW is better than Wind Waker.

Wind Waker is the best 3D Zelda by a long shot

Despite everything, it's a videogame-themed #weebwednesday once again! Give me your videogame related hot takes - no racist shit, no inflammatory shit, let's do this!

Happy Wednesday, cuties! Gotta try to be cute and professional on Zoom today!

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My pretty wife 😍😍😍

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happy July 17th

I tried to join a Facebook group called something like trans people having fun and enjoying life… They denied me instantly for not meeting certain criteria I guess I am not trans enough, or maybe I’m not having enough fun?

This is amazing and it’s the first thing that I’ve ever seen that’s made me want to go to Missouri

Let us never forget: Kansas City has a Tyrannosaurus model that was assembled with it's butt on backwards. Wife for scale

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if you are in Milwaukee and you are gay and on grindr you have the opportunity to change this country forever

i know grindr has to be going CRAZY in Milwaukee right now

I am considering doing drugs when I get home

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I'm minded of the fact mutual aid and tipping goes out the window when drama goes down so please check on your vulnerable friends

I’ve just got a pussy now, and that’s just really neat

enough trans wallowing now give me your trans joy

The Matrix

name your fav superhero film.

My pretty wife 😍😍😍

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I know so so many trans ppl and as a result know some trans ppl who I cannot stand/did some heinous stuff to me/friends/otherwise do not wish to associate with and misgendering is fully off the table. ill punch your fucking lights out but I won't take away who you are, ever.

Misgendering cause you feel like someone was rude is wrong. Misgendering because of a person’s politics is wrong. Misgendering is wrong. Fuck you if you’re out there misgendering people.