❌ It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
✅Rich dudes need to get hitched.
❌ Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves.
✅ Jesus went into the temple and fucked shit up.
