have never in my life been in my home and not puked in the toilet or a trash can. those are the options? you have the lil trash can next to the bed when you’re feeling sick and might not be able to make it? who uses a BOWL
i’m going to risk eating beans at the movies by admitting when i was small with the flu my mom did in fact use a sick bowl, specifically the largest metal salad bowl that comes in a set of nested metal salad bowls so it sloshed everywhere
maybe my peristaltic muscles have always been overdeveloped but aside from the psychology of repurposed bowls the big flaw in the plan is similar, I've never thrown up in such a way that it would land and sit serenely in a bowl, we're talking exorcist
