Ian (F) Martin: Wes Streeting looks like a baby gammon, and centrist politics' gain has likely been the sport of darts' loss.

Wes Streeting looks like a baby gammon, and centrist politics' gain has likely been the sport of darts' loss.

Wes Streeting is an absolute rat and I worry for my blood pressure now he is going to be in government. The absolute least trustworthy wretch I can think of.

I’m not that familiar with him but just his face, how he carries himself, even his name screams slimy spiv.

Are he and Darren Grimes ever seen in the same room at the same time?

I think the reason he's sort of darts-coded in my head is that he looks like a meaner, more thuggish, late 70s version of celebrated darts prodigy Luke Littler.

If Luke Littler has any politics beyond "Kebabs good", I don't think I want to know about them!

His nickname is “The Nuke” and his surname rhymes with Hitler, so the auguries are dark…

Your instincts are correct. I wont regurgitate a spiel at you (noone wants that) but if he converts Shadow to Actual Health Secretary I would be very wary of him

I’m sure that whoever gets the Health brief, they’re planning to privatise the hell out of the NHS, all the while sucking their own dicks to celebrate how good they are at making tough decisions. Not letting the creeping fear in yet though: I plan to party through Monday at least.

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