Ian Martin: Vote Labour, or this demented school fee-paying woman posing with a salad will be in your dreams every night asking to be tickled again and turning weird and violent if you don't.

Vote Labour, or this demented school fee-paying woman posing with a salad will be in your dreams every night asking to be tickled again and turning weird and violent if you don't.

Only in dreams, you say…?

I don't make the rules Una.

More broken manifesto promises.

What happened to the yogurt woman?

sectioned

I hope she gets the care she needs.

*shudders*

Unless other local candidates have a better chance to put the Tories in the bin?

Right, yes, in case that affects the ticklish woman with the salad in your dreams.

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