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@illumi.me

Artist | Storyteller | Existential Crisis Incarnate

Digital Marketing Strategist | Graphic Designer | Copywriter

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bullying the times off of bluesky is praxis
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Report: Noted poor-at-dogpiling platform Bluesky becomes @nytimes.com final social media safe haven
Yeah we really need to up our dog-piling game over here.
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Can you imagine getting owned so hard on Club Penguin that you delete? Good god
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figured it out. forgot to take my meds last night.
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one of the better little guys I’ve made in a while
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one of these days i am going return from a weekend of touching grass and log on to bsky dot app and no one will remain
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it’s been a little while so we do a little character design
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bluesky stop asking me to verify my email address challenge
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this is the only flag i stand for
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took wife’s car to get fixed (again) before her big appointment at vanderbilt monday and after the fix it’s still misfiring so i’m becoming more certain this is all just ill omens of what’s to come
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while one never has to hand it to cops, the evansville chief of police calling some dude a “classless, tasteless… scumbag” for commenting Trump 2024 under a facebook post about our Democratic mayors father dying definitely gave me a chuckle
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okay if three jobs isn’t gonna be enough imma just start selling drugs yall
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google says it may be my wheel speed sensor and not a transmission issue so there’s that
lol my car won’t shift gears now i am going to lose my shit
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the cartoon girl from the road to el dorado could absolutely get it
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lol my car won’t shift gears now i am going to lose my shit
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what this country could really use right now is a video montage of celebrities singing an uplifting classic in support of joe biden
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NYT since the debate
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“the rockets red glare” in the national anthem was actually an ode to francis scott key’s dog’s erection
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The best part of the 4th of July is when my brother in law has to leave before fireworks because they trigger his ptsd
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stunning and brave mister president
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the thing about people who explicitly tell you not to vote is that they are absolutely going to vote
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Crazy how bluesky has 300,000 daily active users and I’m the only normal one
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now the girls can’t watch taylor swift music videos on the tv (lol, lmao). naturally i have responded by blasting an entire taylor swift playlist from my ipad.
holidays are always fun because i have to see my brother in law which typically involves conversations such as “we can’t use hersheys chocolate for our smores because they’re part of a plot to reduce the human population”
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holidays are always fun because i have to see my brother in law which typically involves conversations such as “we can’t use hersheys chocolate for our smores because they’re part of a plot to reduce the human population”
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Celebrating the Fourth of July by forgetting that I reside in the country
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This 4th of July it’s important to remember that it’s not fireworks your dog is afraid of but rather the unfettered corruption of the American government