The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter

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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him

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I am ready for the future with the white performer as the ethnic best friend. Harry Connick Jr. did it - Billy Ray Cyrus did it. It's time.

It is always so *incredibly* funny to me that Harry Connick Jr is playing the Black Best Friend role in the script but they had to get a white guy for it since they cast Will Smith

One thing about the film Independence Day is it is a triumph of miniatures

This was, specifically, something Bernie said he was terrible at doing in his nyt candidate interview in 2020 lol

Donors coming out saying they’re mad because biden didn’t recognize theyre just a smol birthday boy is pretty funny ngl

For real though it sucks that Britain, a damp rock the size of one of my city's medium sized parks, has a legislature with more representatives than the United States. We deserve better.

No but I love when all you beautiful sickos start posting shit like "Bogroubler flips Hambarn upon Gwynyychlyyrah! A huge result!" It's like hanging out with people being poisoned by carbon monoxide. None of those places are real

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I could post like "Nigel Thornington flips Fartknuckle-upon-Whimsycockle for Labour" and get 50 likes and I don't know if anybody would notice

Kia Stormer is such a car name. How are you gonna make a car your first minister

I thought his name was Kia until I saw it spelled for the first time today 🙈

I'm still not gonna learn how to spell Keith Starmer's name

this would rock as an auto-labeler. if i know someone who is good at computer touching, i'd probably subscribe to this one

in hindsight guys like that make me want to have a The Homies Disapprove labeler. If 5% of my mutuals block somebody I feel like I should know

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My centre is giving way, my right is retreating. Situation excellent, I am cracking a cold one.

"We've been looking for some cold ones for some time now. We've finally found them. We're surrounded. That simplifies things." --- Old Marine Proverb

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of a cracked cold one

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Caesar Salads are latino btw

This is the only thing worth celebrating today

i really am going to be logged off for the holiday but i would like to drop off a parting thought: publishing a monarchist anti-voting take on the fourth of july is the strongest possible indication of someone's core, true values

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when you are a times alum on this website

unironically "joe biden calms down his aides about cohn's 40 point republican swing among Black voters by going on the breakfast club" is an entirely plausible thing to happen in the next month or two lol

What we have here is a people's war against political journalist group texts

Cause this is too much of a white people website

Wait, why am I just now learning about this?

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Director, Basque Space Program

Legitimate military target

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They could be "Weekend at Bernie's"-ing Biden from now through 1/20/25 and I'd still unhesitatingly vote for him over Trump

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Even if they were both doddering incompetents being used as puppets by their respective staffs, well, I know whose staff I want.

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seeing leftists pivot and gleefully regurgitate the whispers reported in the nyt, an infamously sincere and progressive media outlet, while replaying audio clips of biden giving completely coherent & sound responses from the debate and acting as if he just spoke gibberish while half asleep.

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i dunno kinda weird (derogatory) this is getting crowded out by debate performance

latest trump child rape accusation is uh pretty fucking bad and also not surprising

lol. lmao.

In case you're wondering, here is the donation record of "stalwart democratic fundraiser" Ari Emanuel's Endeavor PAC from 2018 to 2024. www.opensecrets.org/political-ac...

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I think we could all use a bit of pick-me-up right about now, so seeing as it's July 3rd, why don't we once again reflect on one of the greatest white supremacist self-owns in military history:

cool

Companies decided to sink billions of dollars of new investment into manufacturing plants in the U.S. after the CHIPS and Inflation Reduction Act boosted incentives for U.S. production, Check out that spike in manufacturing plant construction. It dwarfs all prior increases. 📉📈 #️⃣#️⃣

This is normally just called "running for president"

Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.

Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.

Yeah good point. Has Tom Chatterton Williams chimed in with his take on why Biden must drop out yet. Why not. The gang's all here

Anne Applebaum, one of the fine people who happily signed the Harper's Letter, that Anne Applebaum? Oh, sure, let's let her weigh in, why not? Thomas Chatterton Williams is probably still crafting his opinion from the comfort of his French country manor.

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Brotherhood of steel but they’ve got metal cat ears welded onto their suits