sappho marx

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there is no courthouse here
and no window
no bricks are thrown

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i didn’t “get” buckethead until i saw him live. turns out, he got that name because of the bucket

wamie is looking sinister as hell

Can't believe I've been at the sex shop for five years and tonight was the first time someone came in the shop and told me to repent.

I tried to type "she's so amazing" three separate times and every time my phone gave me "she's so amassing" which is not a thing people say. technology rules

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if my hair was red I would be an Icy Redhead [moves in closer to whisper, my breath smells like I ate an entire block of cheddar about 30 min ago] instead of Fiery

the other night I had a dream that Martin Mull thought I was stupid and it really hurt my feelings

I have back to back days off this week for the first time in ages, and I'm soliciting suggestions for what to do

dude in a maga hat bought a bottle of rush an hour ago and has been unsuccessfully cruising in the alley behind the shop since

the orb of love

@loreleibloom.bsky.social you falling asleep when we're texting

what can I say, I have a soft spot for dramaturgical dyads www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjoL...

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good thing I didn't try to put on the lipstick Chelsea left at my apartment

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Ah, thanks caption

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someone needs to tell all these politicians that "political violence" doesn't mean "violence against politicians"

she's right and she should say it

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 14,1965

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Today a bold new accomplishment in Posting: a Something Awful user eats a 100,000 hour probation and immediately resumes the conversation they were having, without acknowledging the intervening eleven and four-tenths years.

like, emotionally?

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Ed Burmila

Maybe the lesson here is that the people who built a political movement out of the vigilante revenge fantasies of socially maladjusted and heavily armed people overestimated their own ability to control where, when, and at whom the violence they encourage would be directed.

all I have to say about what happened yesterday is that Elise and I have an alibi

it's important for you and your best friend to pick which sides you always stand on. otherwise your necklaces would spell ST BE ENDS FRI

saw some shirts (below) and now I'm listening to an album (metric - fantasies) in bed

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turns out I always liked Thin Lizzy and I'm just now finding out

damn girl are you route 44? because I'd ride you all the way to Taunton

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20 year anniversary

I tried to take a sexy bathroom pic but then Chelsea described something as smelling like "pussy poop soup"

bluesky needs to allow private accounts asap so I can resurrect my horny alt account

so one thing I don't get is when people suggest removing biden from the ticket, everyone goes "OH YEAH? WHO YOU GONNA REPLACE HIM WITH, SMART GUY??" and like... isn't that what the vice president is for? I don't really like her either, but she's right there and can at least form a coherent thought

now more than ever, we need a candidate who is five