NYTFailson apparently was on my college's student paper, which...tracks. I went to school in 2001-2005, and I remember the Daily Herald dragging some troglodyte out of a basement every month and giving him a raw chicken so he'd write a column on Why Sodomy Is A Concern, Acktually.
Someone who went there five years later confirms they brought a whole different neocon dipshit on to write about Why Bluejeans Are Destroying Civilization and Why I Can Text In My Car If I Want. Lord.
Update: Holy shit, he was two years before me. I should actually go to an alumni reunion and see if anyone has stories about him wetting himself at a frat party or whatever.
