Were you at #brownuniversity from 1998-2003? Did you interact with Arthur Gregg "Dash" Sulzberger (thanks, Wiki, and wow what a basic nickname)? Do you have stories about him picking his nose in a lecture or shitting himself at a frat party? Sure would be a shame if those got around...
Because I hear many top people were kind of concerned when good old "Dash" mainlined a case of Icehouse and tried to hump the bear statue in front of Faunce, know what I'm saying?
One of my fellow alumnae and I are making a list of all the weird foods he liked to put his dick in. So far, we've got tiramisu, pickles, almond butter, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...
And some people are bringing up the whole Jello Shot Incident, and man, I know it was only under investigation, but....ooof, dude. That was not a good life choice. Not sure what it says about his editorial judgment now.
