Isabel Cooper: Less relevant to world affairs: is there a generally accepted way to ask someone on a “dating” app if they still have the hideous facial hair they’re sporting in one of their photos?

Less relevant to world affairs: is there a generally accepted way to ask someone on a “dating” app if they still have the hideous facial hair they’re sporting in one of their photos?

ISTG there needs to be a “yes if you shave” option, like right yes, left no, up if they ditch the pornstache.

“Um, so, in Photo 1 you’re a handsome dude with a great jawline, and in Photo 2 your name is Obediah and you want to sell me handmade furniture. Which of these selves are you embracing currently?”

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