cassie: i wish someone could 7zip me tbh — Subium • Bluesky web client

i wish someone could 7zip me tbh

same but with a knife or perhaps a gun

i like you deeply as a friend and i’m going to choose to not even respond to that *compresses you making your file size small and tidy*

same bsky.app/profile/card...

Sometimes I want to post things like "someone come fold me in half" but I can't say things like that here because it's extremely horny and what I mean is literally someone come fold me in half, or like compress me into a zip file or something.

you and i are not the same. you want to be compressed into a 7zip archive. i want to be loaded onto a zip disk.

winrawr :3

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