iucounu: Americans may be wondering why Nigel Farage tends to stand in seaside towns for parliament and the simple reason is that he is an unholy Deep One hybrid, an abominable commingling of fish and man, and it just makes for an easier commute to the accursed darkness of the hadal zone

Walton-on-the-Nazi more like

Americans may be wondering why Nigel Farage tends to stand in seaside towns for parliament and the simple reason is that he is an unholy Deep One hybrid, an abominable commingling of fish and man, and it just makes for an easier commute to the accursed darkness of the hadal zone

Clacton. Twinned with Innsmouth.

Come on Clacton, don't let us down by spoiling his electoral record.

It’s a big majority to knock over, and Watling was a Remainer. I’m cautiously hopeful.

Innsmouth; what Farage does to every pint glass he sees

*sniggers*

When you look out to sea, you can't see what's happening behind you.

😀

That's libelous against the Dark Ones.

Probably explains why the last time he tried to get elected, he was beaten by someone dressed in a dolphin costume.

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