Jake Albrecht

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Jake Albrecht

@jakealbrecht.bsky.social

Films. Baseball. Football. And the defunct Hartford Whalers. These are all things I invest too much of my emotional well being in.
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If they're willing to grant Trump immunity for trying to steal the election it's definitely fair to wonder if they'll just overturn it if Biden wins now, anyway. Literally there is no reason to trust anything from the Supreme Court at this moment.
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Bobby Dalbec is a cursed doll you can't get rid of.
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Mackenzie Davis is a poor man's Elizabeth Debicki
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It's going to be so funny if the Eagles have a big penalty on this drive.
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What's crazy about the Eric Adams thing is cops famously don't like bribes.
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I'm a specific type of nerd. The type that looks up film adaptations of Crime and Punishment on Reddit and laughs at lit bros being like "I imagined Natasya as hot, would not bang in this film. 3/10"
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I found myself getting angry listening to Alex Rodriguez and Michael Kay because of their anti metric stuff in the first round but I managed to stop myself because...who cares. Nobody is hiring Alex Rodriguez to run a team. Nobody but him and Michael Kay care what he thinks.
It's easy for me to say because I wasn't writing about baseball at the time, but I wish more of the saber 1.0 folks could let in that their perspective on baseball is now the prevailing one in the game? You won! You don't have to be so defensive! If someone doesn't like our little stats, who cares?
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She Came to Me is going to be an all timer for people who read Wikipedia summaries of movies instead of seeing them.
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I guess I want brains...a little now
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"The crowd is very quiet at Tropicana Field right now" to be fair though when isn't it?
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"I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of...intentionally fouling a guy, when his team is down by three."
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I wanted to name my son Misteralbrecht Albrecht, so when he was older and someone called him "Mr. Albrecht" he could say, "Please...Mr. Albrecht was my father's name. Call me Misteralbrecht"
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A blessed Aidan O'Connell day to us all.
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Can't believe in her years in office the only bipartisan work Lauren Boebert has engaged in is through a guy's pants at a regional production of Beetlejuice
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Derek Carr is going to be exactly the same as he always is and win 12 games this year anyway because the Saints defense is unfathomably better than the Raiders. And somehow NFL fans still won't get that teams are more than just who their quarterback is.
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My wife coming home the other night: Weather was awful. I almost hit a woodchuck. They're the ones with the long flat tails, right? Beavers everywhere: What the fuck?
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Have big plans on the new site. Not a reply guy anymore. A reply GENTLEMAN. Fancy stuff. Wonka meme once a month at best.
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Not enough people talk about how Robert Downey Jr. makes out with his niece in the Judge.
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