James Hunt: I like to wind up my Daily Mail-reading mother by saying things like “Kier Stamer is passing a law to make Meghan Markle the next Queen” or “he’s going to tax pensions to pay for HS2”. Today my friend suggested “He’s renaming the Elizabeth Line to the Camilla Line” which is DEFINITELY getting used.

I like to wind up my Daily Mail-reading mother by saying things like “Kier Stamer is passing a law to make Meghan Markle the next Queen” or “he’s going to tax pensions to pay for HS2”. Today my friend suggested “He’s renaming the Elizabeth Line to the Camilla Line” which is DEFINITELY getting used.

“Well, she is the Queen now, technically, you see. So they’re changing it.”

This sounds like a hilarious game. I might have to try it on my dad. "Starmer is going to mandate the use of kilometres instead of miles" - that would horrify him!

The Meghan line!

Achievement: Just The Fact That I Believed It Says A Lot About Society 🥉 your mum believes it 🥈 she shares it online and other people believe it 🥇 it goes viral enough that the Daily Mail reports it

You know she'll be telling the hairdresser that, right? 👍 😁

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