Jaspor

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Writes stuff, plays games, drinks beer, has a guitar.

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Name that tune: The doctor says I'm livin' On precious borrowed time WIth all the time I'm givin' To liquor, beer, and wine The X-rays of my liver Look like molded old Swiss cheese My heart pumps blood and alcohol Through hardened arteries

Name that tune: And now that I've a pile I'll go down to the Chelsea I'll walk in on my feet But I'll leave there on my back

Name that tune: Well we're all wasted In a bar Somewhere downtown When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says, "Man, I'm gonna send you to hell"

Name That Tune: Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart Keeps her photographs close to her heart Keeps their bitterness close to the heart

Sleeping on your belly You break my arms You spoon my eyes Been rubbing a bad charm with holy fingers

It's the time of night where I had enough beers and am listening to music for random lyrics. Maybe we should play Name That Tune? No prizes, but prestige. :P

Last night's pro D&D game was a ton of fun. Only had 2 players (a third who signed up was a no show), but they used the smaller group to RP between their characters well and really got into the story. In the end, the survived the murderous creature. (Though most of the NPCs were not as lucky.)

Still some openings for this! Attend D&D summer camp and see what kind of shenanigans the campers get into... And what evil lurks in the lake...

Next D&D game available for sign-ups is this Thursday at 9:00pm EST. It's the Friday the 13th inspired horror adventure. So, you know what that means. (And if you don't, well, only one way to find out...) Let me know if any mutuals want in! startplaying.games/adventure/cl... #dnd #ttrpg

Play Dungeons & Dragons 5e Online | Crystal Lake - A D&D One-Shot Horror!startplaying.games The serene and scenic Crystal Lake is beautiful this time of year. The crisp autumn air, the changing colors of the leaves, and the cool breeze off the lake provides the perfect place to get away from...

Criston Cole sucks.

I'm really enjoying House of the Dragon but the good guys are taking way too many Ls.

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(And I use the word "pro" loosely and only because strangers pay me to DM.)

Last night's pro D&D game was a smashing success! The paladin was obsessed with vengeance and had a great accent, the kenku wizard who escaped the underdark was suitably nervous about the surface, and the harengon gloomstalker hopped around and stayed in the shadows. And they found the treasure!

Have some spots in tonight's game, the Goonies inspired treasure hunting adventure! If any mutuals want in, let me know, no charge. #dnd #ttrpg startplaying.games/adventure/cl...

Play Dungeons & Dragons 5e Online | The Gloomies - A Treasure Hunting One-Shot!startplaying.games The pirate captain known as Two-toed Twilly terrorized the Sword Coast for decades until she mysteriously disappeared, along with her crew and her wealth of accumulated treasure. When the party comes ...

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I think you're pretty You make me hard Your Irish skin Looks Mexican Our love is rice and beans and horses lard

We did the clubs what ass I was hoping to have her in the sack I was looking handsome She was looking like an erotic vulture

But if I had a shotgun You know what I'd do I'd point that shit straight at the sky And shoot heaven on down for you Because the bars are always open And the time is always right And if God's good word goes unspoken The music goes all night

There's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway?"

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