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@jamberee13.bsky.social

Ancient crow witch
in love with every moth
She/her
Bi
posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qygb3pmkn6e32go3lqkwpuol/feed/aaabfe52zu2re
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Sorry I have been lax on posting it’s just that I’m one with the forest and I keep transforming suddenly into a murder of crows
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(covered head to toe in mustard) i can explain
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i’m sorry sir but i have no cash do you accept GoatCoin?
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This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.
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The blackberries are arriving
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I kept saying it wasn’t going to be a hot girl summer and now I’m being punished by the elder sun gods because I am, in fact, sweating profusely at any given moment
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Having big boobs is annoying because you get to deal with constant back pain & when you suggest not wanting that anymore, random dudes climb out of the sewers to say "don't change what the lord gave you." Like, sorry Hank, but I didn't ask to be all titted up.
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Rosy maple moths are the absolute cutest and it’s not even close
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New friend! (Masked birch moth)
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Alright, people are being too sweet to me, I’m going to have to retract this.
Lmao have a post doing ok on Twitter and once again have the familiar urge to delete it so I don’t have to be perceived by more people
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Someone dip me into a cool lake pls
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yes please stab me fiona
Fiona Apple wearing a suit of armor (1997) by Joe McNally
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Being with me romantically is a nightmare. You’ll turn around and I’ve absconded into the woods. Look away and look back, I’ve got a moth in my hands. A crow caws, I am now shouting “hello, sir” in a crowded space. There is no peace, only a mildly dehydrated woman wandering around outside at night.
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The thing that writhes in me sees and acknowledges the thing that writhes in you
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Lmao have a post doing ok on Twitter and once again have the familiar urge to delete it so I don’t have to be perceived by more people
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Guy: Oh, so you're into rock? What kind? Me: Metamorphic? Guy: Gneiss.
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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My superhero friends never let me be the head of our giant robot because I refuse to stop kissing airplanes.
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Sure you can sort your laundry by color, OR you can add 1/2 cup of cocoa powder to every rinse cycle.
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Impossible to respect the spider who builds a web across my front doorway. You did no research, you fool, no reconnaissance at all.
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I’m not the stepdad, I’m the dad who stepped in a pit disguised with branches and leaves by my uncountable stepchildren, whose laughter draws closer as night falls
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Here are some nice mushrooms
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Once a day, deliver a “no” as if you’re snapping a super crisp celery stalk.