The porn bots that follow me on instagram are so shitty I'm surprised anybody is falling for them. Like, you have 4 pictures and they're all different people! You expect me to believe "Hailey from Arizona who loves to have fun" is both a white blonde lady and also Asian? Come on, dude.
The people coming out of LONGLEGS and complaining that it isn't scary are not horror people and clearly missed the plot. Horror is so much more than jump scares. 🎥 #filmsky#horrorsky
Today an old guy told me he used to drive 18 wheelers and I just went "that's dope" and his face dropped and he went "anyway I won't keep ya" and left. Did I just find the cheat code for getting chatty old dudes to leave?
Honestly love how J-lo and the Black Keys fucked around with really expensive arena shows and found out by cancelling their tours due to low ticket sales.
People who complain that "every movie is a remake or sequel" are just telling on themselves for not paying attention to international movies, independent movies or animation.
99% of the Tate-Shapiro-Peterson universe is selling the aesthetics of an imaginary version of adult masculinity to 12-16 year old boys. They accuse everyone else of "grooming" because they know their shtick is aimed at children (and has some bycatch of adults who are emotionally 12).
I was looking into how Ben Shapiro's evil little company has these pathetic videos where him and all his creepy friends sit around smoking cigars and drinking whiskey in leather chairs and it turns out they are very big on cigars over there. Also they put this photo out apparently earnestly.
Modern (non indie) game development cycle is just "make huge game --> sell huge game --> fail to meet publishers insane sales expectations --> layoffs and studio shutdowns
Seems completely normal and sustainable to me!
