Chris: Billy Joel perpetually looks like someone walked in to ask what he was thinking for lunch, but before they got past "Hey, Billy—" he cut them off with a "What? Huh? No, I wasn't just fucking the piano, don't be preposterous."

The cover for Billy Joel’s single Tell Her About It looks like it’s from an ad campaign about informing your partners you have an STD

Billy Joel perpetually looks like someone walked in to ask what he was thinking for lunch, but before they got past "Hey, Billy—" he cut them off with a "What? Huh? No, I wasn't just fucking the piano, don't be preposterous."

Emerson didn’t care who saw it

One of my favorite people ever

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