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Elon Musk (Parody)

CONTENT WARNING! Cussing galore & more.

YOU ARE NOT SAFE🧷Our existence is obscene🧷pornographic🧷odd🧷idyllic🧷always strange🧷YOU ARE NOT SAFE🧷I'm a charming fool🧷All messed up🧷He/him 🧷50s
"We all have the same skeleton."

Porcupines can be a little prickly sometimes, it's in our nature. Especially when attacked.

I mute people who equate Biden and Trump. I've heard all your arguments, and I don't need to hear any more.

I follow back. I block back.

Slow Trot Thomas

Unemployed former educator in the social sciences and humanities

Biden-Harris 2024🍦

We should have prosecuted Richard Nixon.

Ditto/reply guy. Lame cis bi he/him.

Basic gif bish.

Los Spurs Race for Seis...iesta

A husband, a Dad, a dog Dad, I love playing Guitar, I love my #BostonBruins #BostonRedSox #NewEnglandPatriots #TheBeatles #PinkFloyd #Tourettesyndrome

5x Dow & Founders Award Winner. Risk-On/Off $RORO ETF, Junk-On/Off $JOJO ETF, & $ATACX Mutual Fund Portfolio Manager. Publisher Of The Lead-Lag Report.

IT project manager, attorney, writer, composer, piano man, atheist (since 2019), soft mythicist, divorced, 🚫MAGA, (he/him)

In This House, we see the world wildly and in wild ways, we dance EVERY Fri. Day. Night, we take the time to think of something silly, and we don’t want you to have the worst day at your job. Also Star Wars. A lot of Star Wars.

West of House. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

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Fancy words, witty descriptions, and vintage illustrations to educate and entertain.

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