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the sexiest thing about the beach is how easy it is to avoid ever going there for even one second
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you are so fucking hilarious jesus christ on a rolling donut. More beach for me! Tho I like them rocky and cold.
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Oh, I like THAT kind of beach. We’ll meet you there for a nice cozy drink in front of a roaring fire. We’ll be wearing massive friggin’ sweaters.
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RIGHT? The kind you can't even find anymore. The Billy Crystal sweater. Ahhh... Big Sur...
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Big SUR?! Oh, my sweet, Californian child… No, no, no. We’ll see you on Cape Cod, where it’s grey as fuck and twice as brutally cold. SHIT, I really wish I was going there right now…
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It's raining here right now, thank the GODS because I was starting to get all twilight zoney up in here. The sun is so fucking depressing. What is opposite SADS because we have it. Oh wait...that would be...uh...SADS