Jeff Mac

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claustrophiliac, desert hermit, sometimes I make weird guitars like the weird orange one in the banner. Mostly I play Starfield

(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar in Honda Fit Orange)

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The really nice thing about the month of July is fuck that entirely, and may I present the months of October through February.

If you don’t like Wes Anderson movies, I get it, but I feel really, really sad that you can’t enjoy Wes Anderson movies.

look, it's called the nervous system, not the enjoy sunday afternoon system.

everything I don't like is overrated

the sexiest thing about the beach is how easy it is to avoid ever going there for even one second

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. The intersection made me nervous, So I went home and took a nap, And that has made all the difference.

sorry, boss, I have to take a nap during work to make sure I'm not too sleepy during video games later

watch out, the algorithm figured out how much you like that dumbass shit you like

want to feel old? take your current age...and then don't do anything to it. that's how fucking old you are, you old fuck.

Whenever I struggle to believe that voting matters (and boy do I struggle to believe it)... ...I try to remember that fascist fucks like this dude sure seem to think it matters, or they wouldn't be trying so hard to keep me from doing it.

Suprise: unwashed fascist ghoul Matthew Walther - who wrote a column that the New York Times just published advising Americans not to vote - did in fact vote in 2020 and 2022. It’s time for us to stop tolerating these ratfucking liars.

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This photo is pure 2024.

I'm really enjoying my (boss's) day off.

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By Sam Pink.

listen, I don't know if you'd define me as atheist or agnostic, the point is, I'm never, ever going to that building where the smiling weirdos are singing songs to that magic guy who turns drinks into better drinks.

here's why A.I. music will succeed: it's because people love total fucking trash. there's a reason taco bell, ho-hos and burger king sell, and if you think it's just the price, you are fooling yourself. it's because most people want middle-of-the-road, not-that-good-but-not-that-bad trash.

watching the #1 classic July 4th movie. Amity, as you know, means friendship.

I know they say that the key is to cook with love, but deep, venomous hate works just as well.

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never forget the sexy commemorative 9-11 eagle man

wake up, kids — george washington ordered his slaves to put a little something special for you under the cherry tree

pathetic that in this day and age, there are still only four kinds of mongers: -fear -fish -whore -war you motherfuckers need to get monging some new shit

man, this would probably be a really bad thing to say for anybody who isn't the owner and sole proprietor of the supreme court.

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

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constitutional lawyers use your fucking brain challenge www.politico.com/news/2024/07...

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Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise

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IDK kind of feels like we should be paying more attention to a prominent conservative think tank saying we're in the midst of a second american revolution that will remain bloodless as long as long as the left lets it be, then whether or not Biden should step down.

this xbox server outage is really fucking with the time theft I'd planned for today.

we seem to be unprepared do deal with politicians do bad stuff and then don't feel bad about it even though somebody tells them they should feel bad about it.

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Ahead of the game since 2016.

on a more positive note, a 2nd trump presidency would totally cut whatever remaining tiny shred of funds are going toward watching the skies for a big fucking asteroid. let 'em by, I say. I just want to hear what the extinction level event asteroid has to say.

ok, I'll bite - what's a "group chat"? you're telling me that you people have the energy to text more than one person per month?