Jeff Tiedrich: Mike Pence drops out of presidential race in order to spend more time with his crushing sense of irrelevance

Mike Pence drops out of presidential race in order to spend more time with his crushing sense of irrelevance

You still got it after all these years Jeff

Tough news for some of his staunchest supporters.

Thought maybe he wants to spend more time with Mother?

My thoughts too! 😄

Or spend more time with Mother

Mike Pence had a brief shining moment where he committed a righteous act but it scared him, so his cockroach soul scuttled back into the closeted darkness.

His wife has funny name. I though it was "mother'.

perhaps we shld send him a nice fruit basket full of dog turds

He and The Fly have some unfinished business.

look who’s talking about irrelevance…

I have to wonder what Mother had to do with this Jeff. What illicit favors did she promise him? Maybe a change from the missionary position? 😆👍

Also going to be much easier for the judge to enforce a 'Trump - do not encourage people to kill the govt's material witnesses' order if Pence isn't a candidate.

I thought Mother sent him to his room in a time out

💯

Someone's gotta get that 2% lion's share.

Mike Pence must be upset that he’s dropped out of the race as that means he’ll have more time to spend at home with Mike Pence. Thoughts and prayers.

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