I hope Neil Gaiman doesnβt block me on here you make one Neil Gayman joke one time on twitter and you never get to interact with him I WAS JUST HORSIN AROUND NEIL IM A BIG FAN
I hate that journalists from the lame stream media are trying to force Lyin Joe Biden to retire and deprive us of the funniest possible outcome (he wins reelection and dies on the same day and we get Queen Kamala for 4 years)
Just saw a tik tok where it was just a video of two hot women clearly moving and they each got on one end of a love seat and leaned down to pick it up and move it. And brother, when I say that made me feel a type of way,
*to the tune of safe and sound by capital cities*
I can make you nut
Iβll make you cum a thousand times
Again again until youβre blind
*trumpet solo*
I had a headache and felt like shit all day, sluggish and just couldnβt get much done. Came home and drank a big glass of water and just instantly felt better why do I do this to myself
Ageism and ableism are actually good when weβre talking about Joe βkill a million Palestiniansβ Biden, hope this fucking helps you tryhard faggot
The biggest failure of the Roman Empire was not eradicating every single fucking Gaul in Europe and saving us from the godless abomination that is France
Itβs fucking crazy there are people on the app Bluesky, which didnβt exist until 2023, with Philadelphia gritty profile pics. I think that was 2019 lol, you fucking hang that flag high brother. Never let it go. Fuck the haters
Iβm the type of guy who will call my coworker a stupid faggot for criticizing me for escorting my 17 year old daughter and her gay friends to a pride event and Iβm probably not ever gonna change.
Just want to point out I was right about this all these 19 year olds went home because they have to, the university protests and ensuing overreaction of violence from those fucking pigs was all just a dog and pony show by the American government to show how committed we are to killing brown children
Itβs so fucking crazy these universities are using police to brutalize students protesting, these kids are going home in like two weeks which means the protests die. Your desire for Israel to continue a genocide canβt be put on hold temporarily for a protest? You fuckin freaks.
I like how some people are calling what the democrats are doing with Joe Biden βelder abuseβ. Itβs literally not, but also, if it were, canβt think of a shithead who deserves it more than Joe Fucking Biden. Hope he spends the rest of his days miserable and dies working.