Jelly: Don't get people who are like "Kids these days are soft. When I was young we had SKIN-MELTING METAL SLIDES" Like I had that exact slide in my school's playground and it didn't make me a better person. It just burned my ass.

Don't get people who are like "Kids these days are soft. When I was young we had SKIN-MELTING METAL SLIDES" Like I had that exact slide in my school's playground and it didn't make me a better person. It just burned my ass.

I for one am glad things are safer lol

Not to mention, in the summer when the blistering heat warms up things like metal slides, god is it awful to ride those!

Plus your sweaty flesh would stick to it more often than not, causing friction burns.

Scar tissue and muscle tissue are both hard-earned, but only one's going to lift you up. ... okay maybe that metaphor got away with me.

And you learned an important lesson from this: hot metal = pain! See? Educational as well as recreational! ;)

RIP Jelly's ass Wait...

It's not dead My ass will rise above the ashes like a phoenix every time

:OOOOOO

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