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I bought two paisley pearl snaps when I was in Austin that I thought were pretty flashy but my spouse barely even noticed so I gotta go a little more gaudy.
I gotta get me one of those silly pearl snap shirts with the embroidered roses and shit on the shoulders.
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Swear to God I will if I ever get an invite to an awards ceremony. I’m talking like bright blue.
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If I sell a piece of writing I’m getting either an Omega Speedmaster or a Rolex Submariner. If I get nominated for an award it’s a full on Nudie suit.
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Closest I could afford right now. Still may get it for the golf.
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Goddamn it for the goof. I gotta turn off auto-correct.