Jeremy Hammett

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I wasnt’t born no yesterday. Got a good Christian raisin’ and an 8th grade education. Ain’t no need in ya’ll treatin’ me this way.

He/Him “pronouns in bio”

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I’d go home and run for Louisiana Congress but the hard truth is I can’t afford even a house seat in a Louisiana state and the Democratic Party of Louisiana is at best non-existent.

Summer Camp pickup is making me have bad thoughts about humanity.

I really, really hope that unnecessarily blowing your car horn gives you genital cancer.

Unpopular opinion but Tim McGraw has always been really mid.

If the only Waylon Jennings song a “country” fan can name is “Good Ole Boys” then I submit to you they are not country music fans and they damn sure aren’t Waylon Jennings fans.

Waylon Jennings’ “This Time” is absolutely perfect.

My Taskmaster schtick would be to start every conversation with “As an American…” Like if the prize task is like “something relaxing” I’d be like “Well as an American I was gonna bring yall some weed but it’s illegal here so…”

I think it would be hilarious to sub in one normal person on reality/competition shows. Like the fifth person on Taskmaster is just Dave from down the block. Every so often the Batchelor is just Bob a 62 y/o semi retired plumber with a ski boat and summer time share

I’m just a poor dumb dude with a 2.0 from a failing Louisiana public high school but how they gonna get fifty secretaries of states to put on snap elections for this “blitz primary”? Like yall think the Secretary of State of Oklahoma is gonna play ball and print ballots?

The one firm conclusion I’ve reached in the past week is that after November we need to start making “Democrat Insiders” into fucking outsiders.

Me and my kid are building Legos and listening to Drive By Truckers “Dirty South” from beginning to end.

Fuck those guys is a powerful motivator.

If for no other reason, turn out to vote to spite the “men who have never done anything but sniff their own farts” club.

I bought two paisley pearl snaps when I was in Austin that I thought were pretty flashy but my spouse barely even noticed so I gotta go a little more gaudy.

I gotta get me one of those silly pearl snap shirts with the embroidered roses and shit on the shoulders.

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France dropkicked a baldly fascist political coalition out of office, imo if we can’t manage to do the same we should give back the Statue of Liberty

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"I think more than ever we need to go out and vote. We can't leave our country in the hands of these people [the far right RN party]," Mbappé said at a press conference in Hamburg ahead of France's Euro 2024 quarter-final against Portugal there on Friday." he did it www.lemonde.fr/en/politics/...

French elections: Mbappé says voting is 'urgent' after 'catastrophic' resultswww.lemonde.fr Star French forward Kylian Mbappé had previously called on young French people to vote at this 'crucial moment,' on Sunday, June 16, joining his team-mate Marcus Thuram in speaking out against the far...

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there are many reasons we need to win in the fall, but one of them is that i simply am not going to abide by letting both the brits and the french lecture us

*MACRON'S GROUP PROJECTED TO WIN MORE SEATS THAN FAR RIGHT *LEFT ALLIANCE SET FOR 170-215 SEATS IN FRENCH VOTE: ESTIMATES *LE PEN'S GROUP SET FOR 110-158 SEATS IN FRENCH VOTE: ESTIMATES *FRENCH LEFT SET FOR SHOCK ELECTION VICTORY, PROJECTIONS SHOW

Marry you a person who gets a little mad that you knew Ray Wylie Hubbard was coming to town but didn’t ask if they wanted to go.

I was not a fan of an MJF heel turn and yet here I am, buying his bullshit.

Just another typo and misspelling riddled post I dashed off and didn’t even notice until someone liked it yet iM A riGhTeR.

With hospital TV you’ve got know choice but to watch the daily news briefings. I can’t even remember county that Sheriff was or why he was the DC sniper spokesperson but I can damn sure remember exactly what he looked like because I saw him everyday at 5.

We a little late today because my kid had a play date but it’s Saturday and I’m once again drinking beer and listening to swamp pop on the KRVS app.

It’s especially funny when the advice to eliminate profanity from my work comes from all the aged hippies who were super into Abbie Hoffman and shit.

I keep getting feedback about my essays from boomers and they universally point out the use of profanity and it bothers me. One because I’m tired of this prudish bullshit. In the era of Donald J Trump if I wanna write “fuck” I’m gonna type it out. F-U-C-K…

Weird that CNN would delete their original post within a minute just to repost this.

CNN is literally in the business of interviewing politicians. Why the fuck are they pretending it’s weird or unusual for a politician’s staff to pre-screen questions. Yall saying yall never sent the Trump White House a list of questions? If so I’m callin’ bulllllllllllshit.

I’ve probably told this one before but we saw Turnpike Troubadours at Austin City Limits just before my kid was born. Their self titled album came out the weekend before my kid was born. I was told it was safe to go hunting, so I drove across Texas back home to Louisiana with that album on….

After my accident, while I was recovering in Walter Reed, a cousin who worked in Nashville got a bunch of artist to sign merch and mailed it to me. At the same time the 2001 Anthrax attacks began. The only thing that got through was a signed copy of Patty Loveless’ “Mountain Soul…”

If you listen to the lyrics instead of the Bluegrass sound and angelic voice Allison Krauss and Union Stations “New Favorite” is a really fucking horny album. Which, honestly, is a long running bluegrass tradition folks tend to ignore.

It’s interesting to me how much even the Twitter “celebrities” I like have struggle here on Bluesky. Like there’s a certain level of fame where you stop being able to handle any negative criticism. We all take shit from weirdoes here and yet it’s largely the “famous” who quit and take their ball

Spotify is not cooperating for my workout today. Tracy Lawrence’s “Alibis” is a near perfect 90s “hat act” waltz. Completely inappropriate for back and bis.