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Jess Whitecroft

@jesswhitecroft.bsky.social

Romance writer. Gluten-free. May contain nuts. (she/her)
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Baking leftovers + strawberry season is making breakfast in bed super sybaritic these days.
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Today's baking bullshit is brought to you by chocolate dipped almond biscotti. Not bad for a first attempt, even if I do say so myself.
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Have sewn so many fabric bows lately that I think my mind has finally snapped.
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Today in 'I have no idea what I walked into this time, but I suppose I must have.' This is my life now - forgetting the moments when I bumped into things, and knee pain.
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Oh, I am SO back on my bakery bullshit.
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My mother has always been convinced that 'brown eggs are just more wholesome' and was upset by the porcelain shells of Leghorn Whites. Then Waitrose just raised the bar by putting these weird green buggers on offer. She does not like them, Sam-I-Am.
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First bake in an unfamiliar oven is always a bit of a dice roll, but this one came out a treat.
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Not today, I'm afraid. Still very much in cardboard box purgatory. On the bright side at least I can now get in my bathroom. It was previously full of boxes of these mysterious objects. No idea what they are.
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Old needlepoint unearthed during dustbunny safari in bedroom. Finished these maybe 20 years ago, and now I'm sending them to the framers. It's like they've been hanging around waiting for me to age into the kind of woman who has pictures of fruit in her kitchen. I have to respect their patience.
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Hail Satan, or should I say salve satana?
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What the Requiem for a Dream hell are you up to, Duo?
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Sometimes you have the time and energy to pipe buttercream. Other times 'they're rustic, okay? Shut up and cram a cupcake in it.'
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It looks like rice pudding, doesn't it? It's not. It's a cacio e pepe risotto, and I only hope it doesn't give anyone traumatic flashbacks to that time his mother put accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the rice pudding.
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Wallpaper in this hotel room is like "This'll teach you to mock the toile in Louise Hunt-Catesby's downstairs shitter, you slag."
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Shitposting from a four poster bed. I remain terrible at photography.
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