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Jess Whitecroft

@jesswhitecroft.bsky.social

Romance writer. Gluten-free. May contain nuts. (she/her)
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play La Marseillaise. play it
This is incredible news out of France - the left really saved the center's bacon. It has always seemed that the true cordon sanitaire for the center and right in the amnesiac 21st century was not against the far right but the left.
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How did I miss that Andrew Bridgen not only lost his North Leicestershire seat, but his deposit as well! Bravo!
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Every August, typeface designers flock to the middle of the desert for a week of sex & drugs, and they erect a large wooden word with all the spacing fucked up. They call it Kerning Man
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It's all fun and games until a spectral Jeffery Dean Morgan turns up.
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If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.
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"my family has been own farm in nottingham north and kimberley since tudors. is not good!"
it’s me, definitely real british voter. i go to vote reform and then to Local Drink Place. very exciteding
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Nigel Farage says he's politically revolting, which might be the only true thing he's ever said.
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If your area got a new Labour MP then it is your duty to email them and say that you are happy the Tories are out but that transphobia should have no place in the party. Make Starmer gently walk back his support for Rowling's position!
Emailed my local Labour candidate. We're a swing seat. Let's at least let them hear from us.
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Didn't realise that shitbird Mel Stride had survived. By 66 votes. What a shame.
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‘There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.’ — I Shall Wear Midnight, by Terry Pratchett #Discworld
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I had no idea Miss Piss was even standing, and now she's lost her deposit. So sad.
Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes
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Liz Truss says she would have done better if we had been allowed to deport more people.
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Aw. Daisy Cooper can't stop smiling. I do have a soft spot for her.
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Weirdo who giggled through the queen's funeral implies he often feels like a God. Somehow I believe this.
gotta love a guardian live blog
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Is Liz Truss actually not going to turn up to her count?
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Oh shit. David Cameron's old constituency just went LibDem.
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
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Tell me how to feel and you get blocked. Bye.
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Yeah, don't look too thrilled, Keir. You're only up there because we hate the Tories more than you.
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Mogg losing his seat over one of the worst mics in Britain.
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Laura Kuenssberg looks like she's taking this personally. Oh dear.
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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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Bit on the nose there, signer guy.
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Jeremy Hunt looks sick as a pig. Fingers crossed.
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