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Good morning. 40 years ago* I saw AMADEUS in the theaters and it changed my life. The movie's original cut has been restored and I wrote about it here. Enjoy! *(in a few weeks) foreignpolicy.com/2024/07/14/a...
‘Amadeus,’ Back in Theaters, Is a Perfect Filmforeignpolicy.com Poignant, entertaining, and bitchy, who cares that its central conflict is almost entirely made up?
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Oh my godddd the title of this book about aliens
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I'm not a Phish-head but I am a Jordan Hoffman-head and a "Creative, artistic people talking about their process and work"-head and also a This-head. Look at this, this is beautiful, I'm so envious
They say don't meet your heroes, but luckily I didn't listen. I spoke with Trey Anastasio (the guy from Phish!) for nearly two hours about his archive of songs for @vulture's ongoing Superlatives series. This was a dream come true. www.vulture.com/article/trey...
The Best and Weirdest of Phish, According to Trey Anastasiowww.vulture.com “We’re adding ingredients to an enormous bowl of soup.”
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They say don't meet your heroes, but luckily I didn't listen. I spoke with Trey Anastasio (the guy from Phish!) for nearly two hours about his archive of songs for @vulture's ongoing Superlatives series. This was a dream come true. www.vulture.com/article/trey...
The Best and Weirdest of Phish, According to Trey Anastasiowww.vulture.com “We’re adding ingredients to an enormous bowl of soup.”
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On today’s program, I employ the expertise of film critic Jordan Hoffman to analyse the quality of "Gone in a Heartbeat", the television movie adaptation of the Whitehorse McDonald's kidnapping. www.spreaker.com/episode/336-...
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Passing through Max Q, max dynamic pressure
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This answers some questions!!!
If you’ve been looking at everything NASA is doing and wondering “ok but when are we ACTUALLY going back to the moon, and what’s the plan here?” this video is for you. Here’s a rough timeline of the Artemis program, along with context: 🧪🛰️🔭 #scicomm #womeninstem youtu.be/aSXUjA-GaKQ
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There is no possible way to know what day it is
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I ate so many pretzels today
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The politicians are all corrupt!
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Heyyyyy listen to me and two of my pals talk about Star Trek's many beams! We had a lot of fun recording it and I hope you have fun listening to it. Also, no duplicates, which in my 16 (?) times guesting on this podcast seems like a first for me. Or a rarity at least
NEW! Our "scenes in Trek" series returns to TrekRanks w/ a fun show! It's the “Top 5 Scenes with a Beam.” A transporter beam, a phaser beam, a tractor beam, a deflector beam – our picks cover all that & more! Beam your picks to us for this great topic! Energize! 🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast
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"Sydney Sweeney’s newest movie, or, as I like to call it, THE CANS FILM FESTIVAL"
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Have you ever taken a dump so enormous you simply can't bear to flush?
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Today for breakfast was papaya from Mexico, Müsli from Germany, coffee from Colombia and Kefir from ... Pennsylvania???
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Took some Swiss Kriss yesterday.
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Trying a new brand of sunflower seed today: 'YES' Striped Sunflower Seeds from Lithuania. Very good.
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I unplugged my printer for 90 mins. (Not "turned off," physically detached the plug from the power strip.) Now it works. This is not how it should be. THIS IS NOT HOW IT SHOULD BE!!!
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Printers don't work. PRINTERS DON'T WORK!!!
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I sliced open my finger with a BUTTER knife
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Finally figured out the Twitter/X and Bluesky divide. X is still a place to promote my work, Blu is for me making fart jokes, to talk about taking a dump, having skids, crusty boogers, etc
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Had kefir for breakfast, raw cauliflower & broccoli for lunch. Around dinner time I expect ...
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Hi. I'm sorry I never post here. Today I'm having a massive mug of jasmine green tea and hoping I can finish my work a little early so I can take a long walk outside. If I keep focused, I can be done by 2. Wish me luck!!
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Imagine if Disco Stu *did* advertise???
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I'm pitching individual biopics for every musician who was ever a member of Santana: