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Someone who will never stop promising themselves they're really going to use that couche someday to learn to make baguettes.

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"It wasn’t an easy decision, but once Brad talked to the architect, it just made sense to go with five stories, nine bedrooms, eleven bathrooms, and a six-car garage with a glass door that reflects the setting sun like the Eye of Sauron"

We Love the Character of this Neighborhood So We Bought a House, Tore It Down, and Built a Mansion Resembling a La Quinta Innwww.mcsweeneys.net Isn’t this neighborhood charming? The cute brick ranches. The historic bungalows with their breezy porches. The old apartment buildings that symbol...

Lifehack: If a McDonald's employee tells you the shake machine is broken, tell them you're getting it for Nigel Farage. They'll fix the machine for you.

Hearing an awful lot of concern about democracy today from the "The U.S. isn't a democracy!" crowd.

No, mom, all your teenage grandchildren aren't going to think this is hilarious. It'll be fine.

Just got back from a screening of the remastered Special Edition of The Abyss and I am pleased to report that James Cameron maintained his artistic integrity by leaving in that one guy's butt.

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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

Happy 15th Anniversary of the time Cartoon Network rickrolled the entire country in the middle of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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friendly reminder that you can order 4 more free covid tests from the govt starting today: https://special.usps.com/testkits

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Simply cannot ignore that Todd Harding uses the email address "kamikazehitman@..." when conducting business. It shows up in the prosecution's filing yesterday in the Fulton County Trumo case. (Page 12) www.washingtonpost.com/documents/25...

Alright, time to continue the time honored tradition of making meatballs for all the trick or treaters who show up at my door this evening.

Guys named "Mike Johnson" on Twitter who are not *that* Mike Johnson are in for a wild ride.

This cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why average Americans are mad about the economy.

[Agent] So you're going to have to put on about six inches of height, shave your head, and build about a hundred pounds of solid muscle. [Kevin Kline] You son of a bitch, I'm in...but only if I can bring back the Fish Called Wanda mustache.

One of the nice things about the early invite only phase is that it makes it really clear which kinds of people are wanted here and which kind really, really aren't.

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