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I post for: 1) god 2) country 3) 1995 feature film Virtuosity
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Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation
Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation
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yesterday I found out there will be a Pharrell Lego biopic and I haven't stopped feeling like it was a hallucination
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the thing is, we all have to know Dems will absolutely monkey paw replacing Biden and nominate someone who strokes out days later
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you have until midnight tonight to make your hawk tuah jokes, then we're calling it
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I, for one, am holding out for a venture capital fund as the nominee
I just checked FedBook and unfortunately someone posted a tweet from Twitter of Andrew Weissman suggesting a Harris/Cheney ticket.
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i watched one of Dave Portnoy's pizza review videos last night and have to ask: does he actually hate pizza?
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traveling back in time to tell Will Smith in 1997 that the hit of the summer in 2024 is a song calling a former child actor turned r&b artist a pedophile
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The UN uses the "Prime Minister [Last Name]" formulation, and I respect our One World Government
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PSA UK it's prime minister strummer
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NYT ran a story quoting "die hard" Democratic voters who want Biden to drop out, and I'm just wondering how long until we find out one of them was an elected Republican official
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Pictured the last time he bathed
This is the tradcath weirdo whom the @nytimes.com is publishing to tell you not to vote. You should not listen to him. Instead, you should shove his ass into a locker and burn the entire campus containing said locker to the ground. (The campus is Hillsdale)
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never forget the usa today “heatwave” infographic
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Okay, so, when does the insurrection start in the UK
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hey you yes you. you’re doing a wonderful job looking at your phone
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How The British Elections Were A Referendum On Joe Biden's Age
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Despicable Me 4 review: this movie was very clearly written five years ago and it would have been only slightly better then
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What's your dogs per minute average, big shot
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At this point my goal is to get quoted in the NYT as a lifelong Republican voter
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Every few weeks, we need to read about how the one fascist couple wants more kids to hit and this dude wants to usher in a divine monarchy
How many times does Matthew Walther get to publish his essay about why he doesn't vote in a prominent outlet? Because two seems like too many bsky.app/profile/greg...
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Never change, Mastodon.
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Here it is, the dumbest thing you will read today www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/o...
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It's clear that a lot of the pundits leading the crusade to replace Biden are approaching this Noonan style: wishcasting some set of events that make no actual sense but would make them personally feel better
Another asinine 'solution' to the Biden Problem, this time from Yascha Mounk. Again, these people think their *entire job* is political strategy and predicting poll numbers. Yet they somehow think that spending months drawing attention to their own party's weaknesses is a good strategy!
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When I saw who the five writers were I laughed out loud
@WSJ: Have we ruined sex? Five writers ask whether society has lost its way when it comes to the most intimate of human acts. https://t.co/qSBd4U53iZ https://t.co/qSBd4U53iZ
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Who are YOU to tell ANYONE who to vote for? Thanks for the excellent example of Communist government, though. "DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO!"