[dying in my hospital bed, struggling to say my last words] s… sl… sleep country canada
[my loving family between sobs] why buy a mattress anywhere else
[Albertan waking up after a TBI]
Q: What’s your name?
A: … I’m not sure… Connor? David?
Q: Do you know where you are?
A: …No… Why can’t I remember??
Q: Where do cars cost less?
A: [immediate] Wetaskawin
