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NETWORKING TIP: Instead of handing out business cards, just follow people home and write your name in blood on their porch
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Should I be using my own blood? I've been canvasing a new neighborhood and I'm feeling a little woozy...
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So much more memorable. A+ tip.
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JILL STOP TELLING PEOPLE MY SECRETS
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Where am I going to get a lamb in the city?