Comedy writer. "Last Week Tonight", "The Amber Ruffin Show." Author of "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo" and "The Someone New." Friend to several penguins.
I simultaneously feel like Biden should probably not be the Democratic nominee and also that parts of the media seem weirdly gleeful about it in a way that completely ignores the consequences of electing Trump again
I think I’d be great on a reality show reunion episode. No need to do the whole season. Just let me come back in and tell all those bitches what I thought of them.
Um, just found out that for $75 I can put a plaque with anything I want written on it on a bench on Roosevelt Island for 20 years and I think $75 is exactly the amount I'm willing to spend on a good bit.
You look back at those low points in history and you think "How did the people let this happen? Why didn't they stop this?" and now that we're living one...I don't know how.
tomorrow are the women's gymnastics Olympic trials so I'm gonna do a lil stretching just in case they need someone to do a Wolf Turn at the last minute