Jim Izer

@jizer.bsky.social

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Just a dude trying to see as many baseball stadiums and microbreweries as I can before I die. These things may be counterproductive...

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A stage play. I mean, this guy is just actively trolling us now, right? Bravo, sir! www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

George RR Martin makes promise to eager fans awaiting update on latest novelwww.independent.co.uk George R.R. Martin has shared an update on all things Game of Thrones with eager fans

You know, my lawnmower's inability to mulch grass and not leave it all over the lawn is only surpassed by its inability to bag grass and not leave it all over the lawn.

How in the world did ESPN locate the last living box of Reggie Bars?

Oh yes. It's Father's Day!!!

As an otherwise adequately intelligent person, the one word I inevitably spell wrong is: LICENSE

@roybelly.bsky.social Dude! Have Breen and McDonough on every day! Great show!

I know LeBatard Show isn't on BlueSky much, but Damn! They should have Mike Breen and Sean McDonough on together every single day!

Muppets, ranked: Grover Beaker Cookie Monster Gonzo Count Swedish Chef Animal Kermit The Amazing Mumford Rowlf Oscar Sam Wayne & Wanda Ernie Bert Guy Smiley Link Statler/Waldorf Fozzie Piggy Elmo Needless to say, just finished laugh-crying at the Henson documentary.

Me, biting through my lip, when the Deacon turns an otherwise nice homily into a Fox News highlight reel.

Marisa Tomei in an open-backed catsuit in "rural Alabama" may be the best costuming decision in the history of cinema.

Anyone else have random lines from old Letterman Top Ten Lists just jump into their brain? Kickboxer II: It's a lot like Star Wars but it doesn't take place in space and it has a lot more kicking.

Best Day of the Year???

Local movie theater advertising marathon of Lord of the Rings: Extended Versions. Finally! That 2½ hour Tom Bombadil scene I've been waiting for!

Yo. Is Embiid just walking around with an undiagnosed left 7th nerve palsy? Someone make him drink outta a straw, quicklike!

Even though it wasn't the one we danced to, I have always carried a certain sense of pride that "Possum Kingdom" is known as "our Wedding Song" to the majority of my friends.

As an old UH fan from the 90s (Jessie Drain, anyone?), I appreciate all Jamal Shead has done for the program. It's been a real honor to watch him. I know if there had been any way he could've been out on the court, that guy would've made it happen. Hope to see him at the next level.

Happy St P Day from the expat Leprechaun community of Alabama!

Who did it first? Game of Thrones? The premier streaming shows' arms race of computer-animated detailed construction/rube goldberg/world building opening credits is getting out of hand.

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Trying to pot your Spring plants in freakin' 35mph wind gusts is quite the challenge.

Whelp, I've finished my first season of Slow Horses and can't for the life of me figure out how to work "dozy twat" into everyday conversations.

Watching Predator, in memoriam. Dillon, you were an asshole responsible for the death of dozens in the jungles of South America, but dammit, thats The Greatest Handshake Ever!

Ah. The cognitive dissonance of every Bama fan in the past week that has said to me, "They really need to do something about this Portal thing," is truly spectacular.

@drewmagary.bsky.social Really missed an opportunity throwing it to Tom Rinaldi and having him in the same Minecraft jacket Erin was wearing.

@davidjroth.bsky.social This is my begrudging entry into social media (Letterboxd and Untappd merely ways to log my movies and beer, right?) and just wanted to say I'm glad you're here.

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repost with your favorite TV or movie lawyer "I will kill people today. I will kill people with this cricket bat, which was given to me by Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor, and then I will kill them again with my own hands."

repost with your favorite TV or movie lawyer [actually being a lawyer ruined me for so many fictional lawyers]

Wife just told be the "pepper jack" cheese she bought is "a little spicy" for her. Ya think? I can still feel that piece I ate 15 mins ago

Keegan-Michael Key is so pervasive at this point that he's getting paid merely to say "Whaaaat?" and eat a sandwich.

Like my Dear Ol' Dad always told me: -Don't try to understand a Paul Thomas Anderson movie, and -Never expect Terry McLaurin to get you a single point when you need it.

Ah, College football! 3 teams I actively root against and 1 I have no opinion of. But will I watch? Probably...😔