Muammar Gyattafi

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Muammar Gyattafi

@jokerkebab.bsky.social

Enemy of the state
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Someone hacked and started posting from my account, that’s epic that people are fanboying over me 😍
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I came here to do two things, timely satire and death threats, and I’m all out of timely satire
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How is everyone feeling today? Bad for me but thinking about changing this with the power of positive thinking
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I would love to be the bear of bad news. ROAAR your mom just died now gimme a fish
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Put on your witch shoes babe, I just got payed and we’re going into the woods!
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they killing yourself in kys chat rn
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The tolerant left abandoned me at my lowest and i became embraced by the warm caress of the monsters from the abyss
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your immortal soul is tainted and in need of purging
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fish fear me women fear me i fear fish women, or mermaids, as they are more commonly referred
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We live in a Tom & Jerry society, think about it…
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you will never enjoy the fruits of life if you allow your fears and anxieties to take control
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kicking your ass out the simulation
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listen u little bitch u have no idea what its like working in DC. serving chicken nug to donal runfeld? providing int to the fbi? these are the same u fuck
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A lot of people with ‘stranger-danger’ mentality seem to forget that the internet is worldwide and anyone can use it.
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i love everyone just as Jesus loved his bread and wine, and I saw that mf down bottles of pinot noir whilst eating sourdough more times than I could count!
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My get rich quick scheme includes syphoning mass amounts of oil from cars in the night and exporting it all to various national governments around the world
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whole place is overflowing with artificial lifeforms
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if you do not follow me on here, you are a racist bigot
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Ever wonder what the bugs living inside your home are up to?
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the gates of heaven are everywhere for those who seek them
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this app is awesome, i have new found hope and faith in humanity
I have flown the flags that were in the attic and which you were probably saving for retirement Forgive me they were insurrectionist so many and so satisfying
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this app sucks, i’m killing myself
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puppy geeked df up off dem beans