jon crunktian

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Editor and senior dish washer at Futurism, pinball enthusiast, lover of weird stuff, as previously seen in the Boston Globe, Vice, Slate etc. Please DM with tips and/or memes

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it's going down

does anyone have tips on not being a nervous wreck 24/7

why would you sit like this

is there a codeword to activate Dark Brandon or something

let's hear him out

President Biden told Democratic governors that he plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so he can get more sleep, sources say.

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. | CNN Politicscnn.it President Joe Biden told Democratic governors during a meeting at the White House on Wednesday that part of his plan going forward is to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so that he could get more s...

not now babe i'm loading out my Tactical Stanley Quencher

great job google

misplaced my coffee and tried to take a sip of a candle

i do not

i feel like even "just" what he's admitting to -- having a sexual relationship WITH HIS EMPLOYEE WHO IS CLEARLY NOT ABLE TO GIVE REASONABLE CONSENT BECAUSE HE IS THE SOURCE OF HER INCOME -- is completely revolting. and that's without getting into the other stuff www.tortoisemedia.com/2024/07/03/e...

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Johnny Cash was simply no match for Johnny Venmo

i feel like the internet was better back when it was mainly Flash animations of stick figures fighting each other

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your honor, let’s work it out on the remix

i feel so much psychologically better after doing my first morsel of exercise in a day

The is the type of article that the allegedly super smart ChatGPT-4o is citing in its answers

If you're using ChatGPT to browse the web, be careful what you click! In response to multiple search queries, ChatGPT **cited** an AI-powered "news" site riddled with scammy pop-ups impersonating real companies. For @futurism.bsky.social futurism.com/chatgpt-fake...

ChatGPT-4o Is Sending Users to a Scammy Website That Floods Your Screen With Fake Virus Warningsfuturism.com We asked OpenAI's ChatGPT-4o, which is designed to browse the web, about a current event — and it sent us directly to spam-ridden AI sludge.

updating the homies on my weekend activities

and now let's check in on the AI industry

the finished prödüct

not my little mise en place

AI has unlocked a level of facebook pandering previously unknown to science

i wish there was just one exercise you could do that would exercise your whole body

i think of this every day

using small bits of tape to improve my wife's books

netflix: i cost $15/month and our entire budget goes to lurid reality tv HBO: i keep changing my name and my app is a human rights violation. i have raised my price three times already this month tubi: i'm free, don't require an account, and i have every movie you would possibly want to watch

blasting Enya so loud that my neighbors tremble in fear

cannot fathom the cruelty of banning being homeless. where the f*ck do you think people are going to go instead

actually, sh*tting the bed during an important public speaking event is the most relatable thing that a candidate can do for me

why don't pictures like this ever trend