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NYT-bestselling, Hugo-nominee authoress of RINGMASTER, TRUE BELIEVER, and THE GENESIS OF GENESIS. Upcoming: HOLLYWOOD FREAKS. Judeo-Tranarchist. She/her.

https://josie.zone

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marlo @marlo.ooo · 3 hr
in the closet? no. she was just dedicated to kayfabe,
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 8 hr
I didn’t kill Hitler with my own three hands just to see some kraut named “Keir Starmer” (Stürmer???) run England
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 4 hr
Fire away, young men
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 4 hr
At a rooftop party with some queers and it appears that some youths are setting off fireworks from the parking lot of the Burger King next door
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 4 hr
JOHNNY CASHAPP: 🎶I fell in to a painful breakup email / I scrolled down, down, down on that message from a female / and it burns, burns, burns / that breakup email, that breakup email
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Russ Bengtson @russbengtson.bsky.social · 5 hr
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019)
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 5 hr
HOT GIRL: So, who’s your favorite claymation character? ME {sweating, panicking}:
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thank you I was confused at first but we're good now
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 5 hr
How I’m tryna be
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Conor Conneally @ernekid.bsky.social · 5 hr
Picketts Charge but with Minions getting slaughtered by Union artillery
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 5 hr
Never ask… …a woman 👩 her age …a man 👨 his salary …or a Minion 🍌 which side it was on at Gettysburg
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 5 hr
Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner was a Minion
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 5 hr
The Minions were on Columbus’s ship
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 5 hr
These things are becoming this century’s equivalent of Mail Pouch Tobacco signage.
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 6 hr
(if john hancock's name was billy signature) hold on, let me put my billy signature on this here document
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juno. stump ($150/$250) @juno.bsky.social · 15 hr
I am Beautiful and Broken, Just like a McDonald’s McFlurry machine
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 7 hr
Major gender feels this time thru
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 7 hr
“It wasn’t our fault.” “Friendly fire.” “I forgive you.” “Friendly fire.” “I forgive you.” 😭😭😭😭😭
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 8 hr
I didn’t kill Hitler with my own three hands just to see some kraut named “Keir Starmer” (Stürmer???) run England
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 8 hr
Don’t mind me, I’m just a depressed person today
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 8 hr
What a bad time online
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 2 mo
Gonna tell my kids this was Adam Driver
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 8 hr
{to the tune of “jolene”} My weed, my weed, my weed, my weeeee-eeeed
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🏳️‍⚧️ KRYSTA_NOW_FAN_69 @josie.zone · 8 hr
Which is also hilarious because he’s definitely voting for Trump
Avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 8 hr
Lmao they just changed the title of the piece from “Why I don’t vote” to “Why I won’t vote” rather than tell readers that the guy actually does vote
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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social · 12 hr
when someone named 'The Pedant Guy' asks a dumbass question in your mentions: